Crappy Imports At The Theatre
 

well here is a collection I made of all of the teeny boppers imports I saw at the opening night of "2fast2furious". No i didnt go see the movie because i have never liked the first one. But anyway here they are:

This first picture shows the 2 morons that I know. The owner of the gold Honda has a completely stock engine and has gotten into 5 wrecks in the past 3 months. One of the wrecks involved the blue Acura next time him and damaged the drivers side door.

another
 

heres a picture of a truck. "BLING BLING"

here
 

This thing has the usual fart cannon.

This car just looks like crap but i was kinda curious as to how fast it is (notice the racing slicks in the front??) so it might be a 1/4 mile car ... who knows

This car is owned by a kid named Brent. Once again the engine is stock. I was told Brent has to go to court for wreckless driving. haha figures

i HATE those honda civics, i dont mind the newer versions though

make up your own joke _________

heres a supra ( actually a quite nice car) but its going into my "imports i hate" catagory because the exhaust pipe is large enough for my fist to go in and clean.

this thing gave me a headache to look at haha and people ill say this one time only : not all imports suck just the ones teeny boppers with no experience in cars have and make look like crap and could careless about performance.

and for those of you wondering what i was driving here you go
 

and for those of you wondering what i was driving here you go this car is a 2001 Zn cougar. And yes i did use photo editor on it a LOONNNGG time ago to see what it'd look like lowered,
and thats just the way i saved the pic as. I didnt really waste my money on lowering it.

:D

black sabbath, i like the way you think :)

man we need more of this junk
 

hey those cars are crud except the supra say wot u want but i like that car.
p.s im sooooo annoyed my dad jus sold his limited edition toyota soarer (this car can go) for a crapy saab. its not that bad, but the saab isnt that fast. i like fast cars. And the saab doesnt look that great either.

keep the pics comin blacksabbath

yea i know what you mean on the way to school...i see some ppl drving bummed up civics and putting spoilers on it and chrome wheels....i mean save up your money and buy a half decent car

is that the movie poster for f&f3?

LOL! Some Photoshopper needs to make it into one, hehe! :D

Any Michigander here can show you the ricer equivalent on muscle cars that you guys think are better.

Believe me, today being a super cruise (Gratiot 2003) right by my house, i can attest to there being rusted out half done "mullet" machines who will get tickets for being morons!

So the term "ricer" does cross over to the muscle car and classic car arena...they are called "mullets" or "Hickers".

I'll try to get up there today and tonight to show off the lame ass "mullets".

haha! mullet! :D

i saw a 300zx in one of the pics.. not bad...

for the first pic......... does he know that hes not allowed to take up 4 spaces?

man, i gotta go get some pics of ricers........ especially since i live in toronto...... there are sooooo many lame ass ricers here.........hahahahaha

black sabbath- your rite... it all depends on the driver...... hell takumi drove that ae85 like something else in 1st stage.. or was that 2nd stage.... cant remember.......

Umm Takumi is a cartoon dude...

no hes not!.... heh..... heh........ damn it!

:p

OHHH damn!!! that's sweet man :D i love it!!

hahahahahahahhaha.... ooomg.... that's even better than "ricers make jesus cry"

good work :D

i made one too:

any idiot knows this crx isnt a lamborghini:
bet they say its an siR too:D

HAHA
 

u guys should check out http://www.riceboypage.com/ check out the hall of shame u'll all be on the gound crying hahahaha but anyways the other day i saw an eclipse and it had a stock spoiler but that's not the bad part the gay mofo put a racing spoiler on top of the stock spoiler the racing spoiler were the ones like in the first fast and the furious like the one on that eclipse haha so the guy had a spoiler on a spoiler it was sooo gay and a couple weeks ago i saw another eclipse that just looked plain fugly

At least leave the red 300ZX alone, it may actually be a TT:D

unfortunately I didnt have the time to take more pictures at the theatre, but I'm going to keep a disposable camera in the glove box so when I'm out cruising i can get pics of cars I see. Good news- I bought a new car I bought a 93 Mitsubishi Eclipse for 600 bucks because the engine is trashed so Im putting in a 4g63t (turbo eclipse) engine in it. Im going tomorrow to Collinsville Oklahoma to look at one that the timing belt broke, which of course Ill have to buy a new head. Bad News- going to take longer than a month to exchange the motor out and get it running well, but it should turn out great. I'm going to start taking pictures of my new car and the donar car and make a log of what's going on so keep tuned in.

yow why do u guys keep dissing other ppls rides....your car aint even impressive....some ppl are tryin to be creative with their cars and do wat they think is nice...u may not like it but its not your problem so lay off their ride....and if u thinkin of replyin and tellin me i probly drive some P.O.S....i have a stock JDM rav4...and come where i live in the caribbean with your eclipse and 300HP and u still won't be able to beat my rav4...i see soo called "Rice cars" but i don't diss em...i say he atleast tried something to make his car look nicer to his own likeings....ya'll need to grow up and stop minding other ppls property that they worked hard to get...

hello Scientist, I am mature enough not to reply and say "you probably drive a POS" I have been on this forum for a very long time and get along great with many of the people here, so for you to tell me to quit dissing others rides i rarely ever diss anybody in general. I make my cars for speed not looks. Also another thing is I know 4 of the people that own those cars anyway, I used to go to high school with them. I dont care what you drive, a car is a car, I was just stating my opinions on these peoples rides. I am sorry to hear that I upset you, I hope from hear on we can get along. thanks- blacksabbath070

lol, i think 'rides' sounds funny. Ya know, ive looked in the auto recycler and people sell good cars such as chargers, mustangs (older), bel airs, cobras, some others, for very cheap, probably less than those guys queer imports. It bugs me that people would spend $1000's on the looks of there car, but not $50 on there engine. My dad says work on the engine before anything else (he used to build race cars, dragsters, dragged himself). Right now im saving up for a 24' Ford T-bucket project to fix up myself, ya know the first thing im gonna buy is a engine and then worry about looks. And i just wanna add that making your exhaust pipe as big as a melon doesnt help any except making your pewny 90hp engine louder.

Ovgron,
your right and wrong about fixing up the engine first...you would fix up the engine first if your drag racing...but for tracks, people pay more attention to the handling and weight...did you ever hear about 2 truneos beating a skyline r34? one of the truneos engines were stock..one had 160 hp an the other had 200...the 160 hp with a modifed suspension beat the skyline and the 200hp truneo...the 200 hp truneo with a set of coilovers beat the skyline..the stock skyline came in last...by a distance..but since i suppose you are talking about drag racing ill stop...i hate drag racing i only have one thing to say...Real racers turn both left and right..:p

I hope this thread doesnt become a huge argument :rolleyes:

this is sorta bugging me but i have to say it. not all people who drive civics or integras are rice boys. i live in pa and what i heard is teh law here is you can't even do nething performance to your engine. thats atleast what i heard. and well i know like 4-5 people with some really nice civics and integras. they are not lil riceboys liek you guys are dissing people here. these kids cars are nicer than you could imagine. they dont just give lil stuff liek a body kit for looks they have everything form full custom interior to custom paint job to custom painted engine....and a bunch of them are running turbo with only one of them running nitrous oxide. but around here you rarely see any ars considered to be rice only a couple. and one of my friends civics is lowered 4 inches but he has to raise it up because it is illegal right now...the front headlight has to be liek 12 inches from the ground , his is only 10

Yeah!
Gotta love Ford Econovans!!!
:D :bdrop:
vvv

And Hummer H2's!:D :bdrop:

that defeats the entire purpose of the H2!
except the looking good part, i guess.

a little late... but this is what we saw opening night 2f2f...

BTW it was supposed to make fun of ricers. the owner was cool as hell

http://buddha.jccc.net/~axon/photo/060703/0038.jpg

http://buddha.jccc.net/~axon/photo/060703/0039.jpg

http://buddha.jccc.net/~axon/photo/060703/0040.jpg

http://buddha.jccc.net/~axon/photo/060703/0041.jpg

http://buddha.jccc.net/~axon/photo/060703/0042.jpg

http://buddha.jccc.net/~axon/photo/060703/0043.jpg

lol!