For a first-time job it's okay, you just need to work on your scale.

Now for the ribbing...(in good fun)

You will need some sort of canard in front if you want it to fly.

A local farmer called, he wants his barn door back.

Wing? I thought it was for flipping, ie "Ants in the Pants"

Coffee can? At that scale, morel ike a 55 gal drum, but it would breathe! lol

Exaust? I thought it was the one ring to rule them all!

Okay, I'm out.