Namuna, all the figures in the raceway were washed in H3o (heavy water) and then injected with kelvar we sourced from our agent in Bolivia. These special Lego people now possess 50 times the strength of ordinary humans. (That guy in the pits is actually doing his daily push-ups using the car.)
Yesterday, when I was driving on the track a couple of Lego thugs grabbed my transmitter and then threw me to the ground. I was dazed and confused as usually the Lego crew are a peacful bunch. Turns out, the pit crew just wanted a raise. All is now peacful at the track, but I do keep a watchful eye whenever a group of Lego people start shouting obsenities at me.
These superhuman Lego people are all part of our government's new "microsupersoldier" project. Other covert projects we are working on with various foreign governments include: a Bit Char G equipped with deadly lasers that look like innocent LEDs, a supersonic Bit using Tomy's newly developed nuclear 3.0 motor and sauce left over from the wife's chili, and a micro-sized mobile missle launcher able to attack very small countries without being noticed.
-- Lorne