which color/spoiler combo makes my car go fastest?
 

i was thinking blue with a "carbon fibre" hood with a huge spoiler works the best but my friend says he knows some guy who read off some other website that stickers that say "pro street nitrous racing" in combo with purple paint and spoilers on the hood, roof and trunk work much better. what do you guys think?

what kind of a sick joke is this?
lol i dont get it

He's making fun a ricers

yeah hogjowlz I think orange with carbon fiber hood and the biggest wing you can fit on your are in combination with no fear window stickes and NOS stickers
also euro tail and headlights add another 20 or so hp and V Tech stickers also give about the same boost

Nah man, what you do is buy a beetle and put Type R on it. And then maybe some TRD stickers to make it go faster. Oh yes, and the bigger spoiler the better! Remember, if you cut your springs, you will have a rough ride, but that's the price you gotta pay to go fast!

Oh and the biggest chrome or whit rims you can fit with the highest rated low profile tires and they have to be wide enough to stick out of the sides of your car and rub the fernders

and if i bend my knuckle pins for "the camber look" it will go really fast right? it may wobble everywhere but i heard that it makes your car go a billion times faster.

for sure
what does cambering acctually do
I cannot see the point in it

carbon fiber stickers work better then the real stuff too
you need to change your seats too an shifter and pedals they save wieght and that eqals speed

And, if your car is a little too old, put a 'millenium edition' sticker on it, to make it look newer.

and if you put the mcdonalds logo on it its like omg atleas 10x faster

If your ashamed by the make of your car, like, say it is a chev, or something not imported, don't worry, slap a Mugen sticker on it, and iss all good :D

more stickers the faster it goes! everyone knows that! i hear its 5HP per sticker, and if you get hello kitty stickers its another 1000000000000 HP onto your car....... dont forget the nismo sticker, and the calsonic, and the JDM, and the TRD, and the a really HUGE bumper sticker that says "I AM A RICER THAT KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT CARS! I HAVE THE STICKERS TO PROVE IT"

no guys its not the bigest wing, its the bigest and flimiest wing, you know the DIY .000000000003 thick aluminum foil. those definately work the best. i mean it adds atleast 1000000000000000 HPS onto you car.......... every ricer has one.......... YOU SHOULD TOO!

and remeber the bigger the muffler and the louder it is, THE BETTER! its going to make your car heard at 5 AM when everyone is sleeping. sure you'll get the occasional guy that runs out of his house with a bat and smashes your car to pieces, but with the money you have thats not going to be a problem......... why i bet you'd allow me to do that to your car wouldnt you?? i swear if you let me beat the crap out of your car, your car will goes 10X faster......... guarenteed (sp??) ...... and if it does i will beat it up some more for no extra cost.............

and make sure your cars in a bright green with the ugliest body job any human thought was impossible but still you managed to pull it off....... how any of us will ever figure out........ its beyond our comprehension..........

and what were you doing the day they were handing out common sense? ..... oh thats right! you were pulling your pants as high as you could, so that all serculation to your tiny little brain was cut off. but as soon as you got to the store you found the isle that for stupidity and fill your little shopping cart as high as you could and even shoved some into your coat, shirt, pants..... and most importantly your undies........

*please excuse all the grammatical errors in my post, i havent gotten much sleep in the last few days soo im trying to compensate for that thanks*

i knew this thread reminded me of something and here it is http://www.acsu.buffalo.edu/~attse/honduh.htm

yo my boyz hooked me up with some custom tic tak air filtration sytems now im fast and pimpin

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