Hi, I am new to this message exchange.
 

My name is Lester and I want to introduce myself to you legendary legends. I just turned 17 years old and I want to get involved in racing these magic cars that go 13-14.5 MPH. It is a huge thrill to me. I reside in Vermont if you are wondering. I like spicy food and eskimos. Well, I just wanted to stop by and say hello to the crowd. Lets all have a TinyRC club meeting sometime. We can hang in my garage and listen to Elvis Presly and Shania Twain. I am getting married next month. My wife is hotter than Ricki Lake. Oh yeah! Keep your chin up. Later home fries. Bye.

http://www.steves-digicams.com/dpotd...0/08012000.jpg

the world never ceaces to suprise me

Me either, and I have ADD.

How can a marsupial named Lester get some love around here?

<sexy voice>how much money ya got

Inconceivable!

I have $12 and a turkey sandwich. No mayonaisse.

Welcome to the forums lester. Take off your coat and stay a while.

BTW cute kid.



silla

i also enjoy eskimos!!?!?!?!
 

So whoes up for some elvis presly? I know Call_Me_Lester is!!

So you're 17, getting married, think bits go 13 mph, like elvis and shania, eskimos, and call yourself a marsupial.

Perhaps the oddest post I've ever encountered on these forums.

Well anyway, welcome to the boards, hopefully future posts will be more intelligable, cuz this one confused me.

Who's the kid?

Thank you Payaso, I appreciate the warm welcome. I am not wearing a coat though. Hold on..... I will put one on and take it off. Ok, My coat is off. I am wearing a t-shirt with Arnold from Hey Arnold on it. Peace.

DieselBoy, I am definitely up for some Elvis. You seem like a cool anthropologist!

Shocon2k, Nice to meet you. I hope we didn't get off on the wrong foot. I am just a teenager with a liking of Elvis and Shania.

The kid is actually my 7th grade picture. Momma says I have only a face a mother could love.

You guys rock the quartz!

Welcome Lester, today you may be a mere marsupial but someday you may graduate to becoming a myth (among us legends)

My name is Namuna, I like Monkeys (especially ones named Mr. Pickles) and eating cheese (and if the monkey likes eating cheese, then all the better).

Delightful.

7th grade? That kid isn't even 7. I don't understand.

Thanks Nanuma! Your words of wisdom make me feel like like a sherrif again. :)

Stridex, I was a late bloomer.

i have some mayonaisse if you give me half the sandwich i will give you half the mayo for your half and keep half for my half. PHEW

In time young one...



in time

HI!!
 

Hello, my name is Bingo, I am a monkey, I like bananas and climbing on stuff. I also eat refried sea-monkeys con-queso.

Hello Bingo....

BINGO...
 

BINGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

While I am somewhat amused at your incredibly yellow antics and humor, I feel like I am bieng mocked. Like the young Japanese kid in the back of the class whos lunch money is always bieng stolen and that has a very freaky and strange voice, I feel like an outkast. Yes I spelled outcast with a K. I say let bygones be bygones.... but what are you going to do?

So watch reruns of the Famous Jett Jackson and get your ass kicked by that girl that wears both contacts and sunglasses. She may have a lisp, but she can pack a mean punch. Did I mention that she is very pretty?

"No, you didn't."

That is because she isn't pretty. But you know who is?

"who?"

Aunt Jemima. She is on the cover of the syrup bottle and she drives me crazy. Now, I will go eat my lobster dinner with grandma.

Take care, young cabbages. This is the Gerber Baby signing off.

- The Gerber Baby.

what a weerd topic ....

um ok, way to be very random:confused:

not the oddest post ...the oddest topic. i do belive that it is the oddest topic i have ever seen...




but welcome anyway *looks ant user name* Lester!

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WOW this is some wierd stuff
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Weird? Now flossing an albino walrus' ass is strange, not this. Anyway, How is everybody doing today? Mother says me front teeth will be coming in any week.

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umm.. I have seen an albino gorilla but never a walrus
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thats why its wierd

OK Terrific!

Weird???? Weird is a middle aged man suing McDonalds because his coffee has deadly toxins within it. Weird is a penguin mating with a wildebeast and the doctor insisting that a miscarriage occured. Many things are weird, me introducing myself to a group of gas guzzlers is anything but weird.



The tribe has spoken.

<dr.evil>riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...</dr.evil>

dood namuna theres a book called cheese monkeys by chip kidd.

http://trashotron.com/agony/images/r...se_monkeys.jpg

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/AS...058317-1780036

hes actually an alum of my school. despite the name its actually about graphic arts in the 50's. which is pretty cool since im getting into graphic arts and graphic design. its also a good read... god im a dork.

kinda like lester here! way to go buddy! now im off to get me a cookie... macadamia and white chocolate chip if you have to know...

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I think Lester is a good guy who just needs some attention, not a dork
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um...am i dead? if i am, i guess i was bad...because i doubt this is heaven.

i also am a big fan of monkeys who eat cheese. it's more of a fetish with me though. :p

i am a hairless monkey who likes cheesehttp://mywebpages.comcast.net/myaaiko/cheese.jpg

i'm a monkey and i want to eat the new pizza hut gold pizza:o

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why are we talking about monkeys?
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i am not a monkey
 

so there

Why aren't the monkeys talking about us?

We aren't trying hard enough.

My people expierenced much strife for 2,000 years at the expense of the Egyptians. I am in complete awe that you Americans would even consider taking a swing at my dignity while I am vulnerable. See the monkey is considered a sacred creature to my people. Speaking of monkeys in a humorous manner is completely disrespectful and in bad taste. My pop tart is ready, so until next time..... Do what your born to do. No hard feelings.

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I thought this thread was about a young boy named Lester introducing himself. Not about monkeys and how they are sacred to his people and not about monkeys who eat cheese.
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I woke up and played with my hand-painting kit that uncle Floyd gave me on Canadian Boxing Day. All was going well until a meteorite struck Grandma Herbert right in the cleavage. She was in pain, but luckily the silicon in her left breast allowed her to regain concsiousness.

Grandma Herbert realized how valuable life is for the first time. She went to go aid the Girl Scouts in selling cookies. She then made love with an albino gypsy. We have not heard from grandma Herbert since that fateful day in 1994. But, legend has it that everytime a Clintern gets layed, a baby racoon is born. Not that I have anything against racoon porn, or the like..... but earthworms and Jacko-Lanterns go against my chimpanzee mentality.

As Grandma Herbert always said before she vanished. "A crouton is and will always will be a bisexual womans foreplay." To this day, I still can't shake a Bhuddist mans hand without blushing.

close this thread
 

Namuna it's time. Close this thread or send it over to misc. I prefer you send it over to misc, because I'm oddly amused at the name Lester...and his sacred monkey :o :eek: