Match Mod
 

I am the inventor of the famous Match Mod.
Big thanks for everyone who sent me emails and PMs thanking me for this unbeleivable mod.

RACE ON!!! MATCH MOD RACERS ARE THE FASTEST!!!

I heard that mod was cool, but I hear there's this so-called "cookie mod" that is the rizzle dizzle.

The Match Mod Is The Greatest In History.

I am the inventor (and owner) of the infamous "Big Wiener" mod, and I wanted all my beautiful groupie biatches to know that I really appreciate all the "mustard slatherings", the "toasted buns" and especially "the nibblin'"... you know who you are.

I'm with SuperFly, the Cookie Mod is the shizzle. But, since I'm runnin' with the "Big Wiener", I've found that the Mustard mod is essential for top performance.

WIENER MOD = BEST MOD!!!!! BEST MOD OF 2004!!!

are there links to these mods as i have no idea what they are

Here's a link.

hue35, I think you are jelous of my Match Mod - Best Mod Ever

I think you're jealous of my Big Wiener mod - biggest mod ever.

lol

exactly.

I mean....who wouldent be?

Hmmmmm.........................

Absolutely. Couldn't have said it better myself.

dude the match stick mod is the most infamous mod in bit history.

and actually it kind of works. why the original owner(i dont believe this moron{then again who would claim to be the idiot who was selling instructions on ebay for 3bucks} is the original inventor) didnt just post the mod on a forum in the first place baffles me.

and well shoving a match stick up there is a temporary measure it is half assed.

I am the imfamous one you speak of my son.

well sir you are a moron then.

what a dork.

Why you call the inventor of this mod that everyone uses a dork??

I did this to help people..not to be called a dork.

In fact everyone I helped thanked me so much.

It's all right here.

I figured it out on my own...
Kind of a simple idea

Hi MicroSpeed, oh yes its does not take a rocket scientest to do it.
I was the first to do it and the fitst to let everyone know about it..
That's all.

Some people like hogjowlz are really pissed that I am the creator.
I guess they are too slow - both mentally and on the track!

"This has got to be the Hottest, most Meaningful mod out there."
- JrC

"This is the #1 performance mod out there."
- JrC

"I am glad to be able to bring you all this mod."
- JrC

"...a mod that actually works - win - enjoy!"
- JrC

"The Match Mod Best Mod for 2003."
- JrC


as far as i can tell you came up with this in waht march or april of last year? i think 6months previous i was saying to use foil from a pack of smokes. then it was developed into a real solution with epoxy hence the "jbweld mod" that actually does do something. and im willing to bet someone else figured out to wedge something up there or use glue or melt the plastic long before i ever heard of a bit char-g.

It's a motor shim... lots of people have done this without your guidance, even before you called it the "match mod". It's like claiming you're the first person to clean the dust off your tires... the clean tire mod!!! Best mod ever!!! I also like how you've decided that you have fans out there that just can't thank you enough for your contribution to the Bit world. If I were delusional, I'd have the doublemint twins polishin' my knob... but if "inventor of the Match Mod" is what makes ya happy, then so be it.

I need teepee for my bunghole, hmm yeah hmhmm.

ARE YOU THREATENING ME?!


:o :eek: :o

All I am saying is... Take it for what it is. Just because I am
'The One' to bring this concept to the Bit community..
dosent mean you have to ridicule the amazing Mod.
Just because I am known as the King of Mods and
the best dang Mod you ever seen...

The facts are on the table.. or in this case, the track.
So if you want to go Head To head with my Bit, then
you are in for a whoop ass.

I am taking this Global, The MatchMod crew will be knocking
at your door. Hue and hogjowlz maybe you can be part
of the MM Crew.

[quote]All I am saying is... Take it for what it is.

That's not all you're saying. In fact, that's why you're getting slammed. Because you're so full of BS.

Hue, you such a cool member here.
I enjoy talking to you and some others.

Who wants gto see my amazing rs4 2 car?
Pobably one of the only ones in the world to be
100% aluminum.

you like hue's member?

Hog, you are freaky!

Who can blame him...I mean, I am 'The One' to bring the Big Weiner mod to the Bit community.. you can't help but gaze in awe at the amazing Mod. The facts are on the table.. or in this case, in my pants.

in JRC's mom

WELL, HOLLY ROTTEN APPLES BATMAN!

I guess, since we're discusing bagging rights, I should mention the double-dip switch mod I recently perfected. It's just in case you really want to make sure the car is on or off at any given time. This mod could be combined with the match mod and other creative sunday designs to increase a cars performance dungfoundedly.:rolleyes:

Does that mean you can do the bullet-time thing? :p

BTW, I know the teeming billions of my fans out there will love to hear of my new Layman's 50,000 Battery Mod (tm). I only could fit the first 6 in the car, so the other 49,994 are attached to a string on the back of the car and dragged around like a long cat tail. Or possibly a snake. But man is it ever fast! And the LED headlights are so bright they hurt my eyes. Next time I plan to use D-cell batteries for even MORE power!

If you are decided to go head-and-head with me, I am applying the smack-down with greatest force!

PS: If any mod deserves the title of "best", it has to be either prabbit's original dual-cell mod or the mosfet mod invented by those crazy German guys. The match mod is third, at best. :rolleyes: