Bit Pimp

[payaso]

Just wanted to show everybody that I am truly a BIT PIMP, and I have the PIMP to prove it..(it's better to not mess with this guy) LOL

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[CaboWabo]

I'm going to kill him in a 'Bit Drive-by'.
:)
Then you'll cry at his 'Bit Funeral'.

[Namuna]

lol.

Good stuff guys. :)

[payaso]

I guess you didn't notice all the grease in his hair... This PIMP is slick. He'll pop in the clip and let one slip, and be takin a ciesta by 8:00 am...(careful)

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[CaboWabo]

yea right, is he even legal?
do i need to call immigration?

[payaso]

He was born in EAST L.A.
just don't ask him who's the president is....

wassapenning...lol

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[kwikbb]

hahahaha....... lol the mack daddy of micro world.

[CaboWabo]

is that Cheech?

xxxxx!

"This is song I wrote while beatin' my old lady..."

LOL

Namuna edit: Watch it bub, foul language (even in a funny reference or foreign) don't fly here.

[MTL]

mwhaha is that one of those "Homies" that u get from the 50c machine? :D
wheres his ghetto booties at :D

[CaboWabo]

LOL
sorry, at least we know you're doing your job though! :)

[Namuna]

My job? Bah.

My job is hidin in the bushes and then sucker punchin old ladies from behind....I Mod here for fun.

[payaso]

That's exactly what he is... Good call MTL..
Check out his manito loco... Total attitude ( what are you lookin at?)

[CaboWabo]

errr well... you know what i meant

on a side note:
funny, I can't swear in another language but you can beat up little old ladies huh? lol

I guess it's like Mel Brookes said: "It's good to be the king!"

:)


* all in fun *

[payaso]

My job is hidin in the bushes and then sucker punchin old ladies from behind....I Mod here for fun.


LOL Namuna, your killin me over here. That's great...

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[CaboWabo]

He's the John Wayne Gacy, Jr. of Bits.
:)

[Alex]

U think ur ghetto payaso? Better watch out for my possie!

[payaso]

Don't make me bust out all my HOMIES..... Some of em got warrants....LOL cool pic

Do you wanna sell some? Let me know..

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[payaso]

You gotta sell me the pit bull GRRRR

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[Alex]

i got a whole crew of em ill take a pic later i have atleast 20 of them. Goto windixi man they sell em there....

[Alex]

:D

[payaso]

I get em at PUBLIX, but they come in a machine and it's hard to tell what your gonna get....

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[payaso]

Alex, those are great.... But I gotta have that pit.. Do you have another that you can sell???? Your crackin me up.. That poor lego dude never had a chance...LOL

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[Alex]

If you really want my homies ill take a pic of hte whole crew later and we'll see what we can do. Money no likey u want trade?

[payaso]

I have all kinds of stuff to trade, and I have cash, so let me know what your lookin for.... Thanks dude..

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[ndto]

hey alex, whats the deal on the yellow skyline, its so mangled, feel so sorry for it lol :p

[CaboWabo]

is the white boy getting jumped?
gang initiation?
pornography?

:)

Funny pics man!

[blacksabbath070]

well no wonder its mangled its in da ghetto OLD SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[payaso]

Hey Alex,

Any pics yet? I'm goin to PUBLIX in a few minutes to try and find the pit... Thanks

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[Alex]

Hey guys!
NDTO, LOL yeah thats the legendary f*&#ed up Mini-z skyline. And yes the rims are on the car and fuctional.
Payaso, i dunno when i can get the pics cuz i got caught cheating on a book report at school LOL. Maybe ill be able to get them later today. LOL yeah is mangled because its a G homie car man :D :D :D

[payaso]

Originally posted by payaso
Don't make me bust out all my HOMIES..... Some of em got warrants....LOL cool pic

Do you wanna sell some? Let me know..

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Now that they have their GREEN CARDS they can be seen, but some of em still got warrants... So if anybody asks, you didn't see anything.....LOL

[Need4Speed210]

lmao @ payaso :p :p

[Street Surgeon]

Lol, he's a BIG pimp, he can barely fit in "da ride" :D

[payaso]

Originally posted by CaboWabo
I'm going to kill him in a 'Bit Drive-by'.
:)
Then you'll cry at his 'Bit Funeral'.

Do you see what you've done??? This is a direct result of gang violence... Now it's time for a little PAY BACK....... Better learn to sleep with one eye open if you know what I mean...LOL

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[CaboWabo]

Hey it's "Crazy Legs"!
He had a dream of being an MC Hammer Dancer.
I ended those dreams.... ghetto style.

He needs some 'bling - bling' rims on that wheelchair! lol

[Namuna]

He needs some 'bling - bling' rims on that wheelchair! lol

[payaso]

Namuna, did you do that in photo shop? That's freakin awesome.
Now all he needs is a PCB and a 3.0 motor.. lol
Are you sure you don't work for Mr. Bling Namuna???

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[CaboWabo]

Whimp, gotta get your lackies to do your dirty work for ya?

pft!

:D

[Namuna]

Namuna, did you do that in photo shop? That's freakin awesome. Now all he needs is a PCB and a 3.0 motor.. lol
Are you sure you don't work for Mr. Bling Namuna???

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Yes, Photoshop. No, Mr. Bling is YOUR place of employment...I could never compete with your Blingness.

[payaso]

This is a pic of my ghetto car.. I've also entered it in the tiny/rc for worst car.. What do you guys think???

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[payaso]

Here's another...

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[kwikbb]

Welp back to the drawing board, I had the same idea, was using a bB body too... :o (*now where did I put that M80?*)
Sweet job payaso

[payaso]

Thanks man....

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[payaso]

Keep an eye out in el futuro for my new crew. lol



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[Shypo]

THERES PAYASO IN THE CENTRE, thats the real homies name isnt it??

[sessiz10]

I saw these at supermarket entrances, and passed them by. With good reason.;)

[Shypo]

MY homies
sorry bout the pic again

[Aaronmamo]

A crew is fed up with the hood, to many cops. They are thinking of re-locating to Florida or California. The leader, El alcahuete grande, wants to move where he can violate laws and do bad things to rival gangs. I would watch out. They are armed and dangerous. I heard they have eaten a whole gang for dinner. They are muy grande. The leader contacted me yesterday and siad "Preste atención si usted no quiere morir" so I am passing the word. All pimps and homies, be affraid and alert! I heard the leader drives a lowered red SUV and a black cadilac

*this is fake so if you live in FL or CA don't be scared*

[payaso]

Originally posted by Aaronmamo
The leader contacted me yesterday and siad "Preste atención si usted no quiere morir"

dile que yo soy el unico pimp aqui y no tengo miedo de nadie....lol



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[Aaronmamo]

Tu eres comico. Sorry about no accents, can't fiure out how to put them in.

[NoPropMan]

En la puerta con la chica, es basura!

[Aaronmamo]

May I ask what you are doing with a girl on a door. I am planing on buying some homies soon. I hop they are cool as yours.

[dabigpig]

hahaha funny that this thread should be at the top it reminds me of a flash thing that i say the other day it is called slap that ho if i find it i will post it here

[dabigpig]

post your speed and see if you are truly the bit pimp
http://www.hoslap.net/

highest speed for me is 422mph

[sessiz10]

What's crackalakanin?

[sessiz10]

The rest of the 'lil locs.

[NoPropMan]

Originally posted by Aaronmamo
May I ask what you are doing with a girl on a door. I am planing on buying some homies soon. I hop they are cool as yours.

No tengo lechuga tu eres pupitre.

[Aaronmamo]

you are a dirty man lol

[midget_man1387]

Hey, us pure white boys need to get a spanish-to-english translation lol

[Aaronmamo]

I am a pure white boy, but I can unserstand it becasue I have spanish as one of my classes at school. If you need help go to www.freetranslations.com.

[payaso]

I'm also a white boy from STL 314. I just happen to speak español porque vivia en la Republica Dominicana y yo aprendi en la calle como un loco. Que vaina eh.. Oh y yo tengo una esposa dominicana tambien. NoPropMan, eres latino o que?


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[NoPropMan]

I am not Hispanic.

Yo no tengo mucho dinero.

[jei$]

hehehehehHEHEHEHEHHE

noone has noticed that

the first pic had GTA3 on the floor hes standing on

lol

[dabigpig]

i noticed but didn't care enough to make a big deal out of it

[midget_man1387]

Bonjour, je m'appelle midget pimp. Au revior. obviously, i am taking french lol..... man, i gotta get me some of those little pimp guys lol....

[binaryterror]

I'm sorry french people can not be pimps.

They are either canadians or french people (eww arm hair :))

Pimps are latinos, african americans, or white ghetto trash.

[midget_man1387]

well, I'm definitely white, and my school is extremely ghetto, so i can too be a pimp.... and anywayz, I don't pimp those nasty, hairy french ladies anywayz....lol

[payaso]

Originally posted by binaryterror
I'm sorry french people can not be pimps.

They are either canadians or french people (eww arm hair :))

Pimps are latinos, african americans, or white ghetto trash.

asi mismo.. LMAO. Damn straight on the pit hair, eww.


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[Shypo]

so lets say i were italian, could one become a pimp

[midget_man1387]

Originally posted by Shypo
so lets say i were italian, could one become a pimp

i don't know about anyone else, but I don't want to be killed by the mafia, so I say YES lol

[kwikbb]

Originally posted by payaso
asi mismo.. LMAO. Damn straight on the pit hair, eww.


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Hey easy on the pit-hair, I can't help genetics... I have feelings too ya know. :( :p

[midget_man1387]

oh, yeah, and just to let you know, french women now shave their bodies like american women, or so says my french teacher(<---not french herself)

[payaso]

Originally posted by kwikbb
Hey easy on the pit-hair, I can't help genetics... I have feelings too ya know. :( :p

LOL.... I don't shave or anything, but I sure do like it when the ladies do......;)


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[kwikbb]

Originally posted by payaso
LOL.... I don't shave or anything, but I sure do like it when the ladies do......;)


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Well that's different... Absolutely wouldn't have it any other way! :D

[Pojo]

Hey Sessiz, those are some sweet "Homie"ish guys. Where'd ya get em? Lol maybe someone else tell me?

[sessiz10]

Originally posted by Pojo
Hey Sessiz, those are some sweet "Homie"ish guys. Where'd ya get em? Lol maybe someone else tell me?


They're called lil locsters and the detail on them is much better than the homies. This is why they cost more too. You can find them here... http://www2.towerhobbies.com/cgi-bin/WTI0095P?FVSEARCH=lil+locsters&FVPROFIL=++

[Pojo]

Sweet, thx. Veronica looks like a fox, and that Rott is pimp.

[NoPropMan]

This little pimp's hit some hard times...

[midget_man1387]

lmao

[payaso]

Originally posted by NoPropMan
This little pimp's hit some hard times...


That's freakin great... Keep it up. It's good to see more pimps around here...LMAO


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[CaboWabo]

that's funny.
but he should live up to his homie status and just 'take' bits.
:)

you gots a dope ride too ;)

[NoPropMan]

¡Él está loco!

¡No es un Bit Char-G!

[midget_man1387]

Originally posted by NoPropMan
¡Él está loco!

¡No es un Bit Char-G!

He is crazy! It's not a bit char-g!


Am I right? lol

[payaso]

estas correcto... muy bueno


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[midget_man1387]

lol

Je ne suis pas espagnol! Je suis anglais

[Shypo]

LOL @ midget_man nice "spanish" cough cough french

[midget_man1387]

lol, what are you talking about, that's as spanish as it gets lol, and white people(unfrench) can be pimps too

[NoPropMan]

¡Esto es muy peligroso!

[midget_man1387]

lol, call up your homies, we're gonna brawl, baby!!!!

[Pojo]

I don't know...that Red Celica looks like a pretty pimped-out ride, and for having some thug with his hoe come and smash it up, I wouldn't be as smooth as that guy looks. :cool:

[Alex]

quidate porque mi's gangeros van a venir a tu barrio!

[payaso]

Originally posted by Alex
quidate porque mi's gangeros van a venir a tu barrio!

cuidate tu mijo....lol


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[Fourustwentius]

The term "Pimp" needs to go. Everybody thinks that they are "pimp". The damn term is played out! And most the people who claim to be pimp are the furthest thing from it.:mad:

[freakanoid]

yo yo yo wat up homies u looking for some brawlin. you dont know bout me baby.
keep up the pimpin.

[CaboWabo]

umm... as far as "pimp" being used here in combination with Bits, payaso and myself were the first to start using and calling ourselves that, look back (I'm sure it's burried deep) to confirm the dates. Look at this thread even, started back in August of 2002. And our site was the first "pimp" site for Bits.

every other site seems to be copying, and doing a very poor job at it, but yet I see posts here at tiny about how people "just love the site!". I think some people here are confused.

I guess the old saying is true, "imitation is the purest form of flattery"

bitPimps... we're often imitated, but rarely duplicated

[freakanoid]

jus kiddin
nice site.
but it seems to me that we all need a big slice of fresh cherry pie.
with a lil bit of cream on top.
ummmmmmmmmmmmm cream
ummmmmmmmmmmmm human flesh.
ummmmmmmmmmmmm chicken
ummmmmmmmmmmmm bull $h1t
now lets jus all say hello to my lil friend.
they talk to me in my head.
they r funny they make me laugh
and they tell me to kill and burn things.
hehehehahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaahaaaaaaa.

p.s im not insane im jus crazy u know.

[payaso]

It's all good G...

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[kwikbb]

Originally posted by freakanoid
jus kiddin
nice site.
but it seems to me that we all need a big slice of fresh cherry pie.
with a lil bit of cream on top.
ummmmmmmmmmmmm cream
ummmmmmmmmmmmm human flesh.
ummmmmmmmmmmmm chicken
ummmmmmmmmmmmm bull $h1t
now lets jus all say hello to my lil friend.
they talk to me in my head.
they r funny they make me laugh
and they tell me to kill and burn things.
hehehehahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaahaaaaaaa.

p.s im not insane im jus crazy u know.
Geesh freak, you're starting to take on Call_Me_Lester's persona. lol. :eek:

BTW, if your not familiar with him/her... do a search for his/her posts and you'll see what I mean.

disclaimer: Not that there anything wrong with that. ;)

[NoPropMan]

Game K N B is pimp!

[freakanoid]

ok my name is freakanoid but pls dont put me against lester he is proper F***** up in the head.
p.s do u want some pie or not.

[kwikbb]

Originally posted by freakanoid
ok my name is freakanoid but pls dont put me against lester he is proper F***** up in the head.
p.s do u want some pie or not.
LOL... who wouldn't want some pie!

[payaso]

I just couldn't let this thread die... Lots of memories in this ole timer of a thread..


I look at the very first post, and smile... It's funny to read the whole thing again to see how far we've come..


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[Yugo DSC Maxxer]

Originally posted by midget_man1387
Bonjour, je m'appelle midget pimp. Au revior. obviously, i am taking french lol..... man, i gotta get me some of those little pimp guys lol....
Ahhh, tu parles francais aussi?
C'est trop bien!
Tu vas aller au www.evo6.fr.st et ecoute dans ca site, il y a la radio de la Frace!
Hehe, French 3-4 is getting me smartly!

[Jtskty]

Hmmm, lets see if I can get this right. Tomo espanol dos. Es divertido leer espanol...uhh, about tiny rc, I dont know how to say that. Ustedes son muy comico. Tengo homies tambien.

Hasta la vista, bebe. lol

Did I do okay?

[DraGula]

this thread starts with pimp and ends up with us all speaking in tongues. :rolleyes: as for the whole bitpimp thing, you guys got bit genius. Maybe i'll make a car to be pimpin for a project sometime.:D

[Jtskty]

You should enter the contest going on right now. First prize is a pimp beetle with allos and a painted controller to match the car.

[DraGula]

yeah, i saw that, really should, im done already anyways.

[sg219]

http://www.angelfire.com/bug/sg219 :cool:

[payaso]

You gots some nice looking cars dood.... Keep em coming..



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[sg219]

Thanks Pimp!!! I'm runnin' out of chassis. I have a ton of bodies, but no chassis.....

[otobot]

wot are those "homies" really called? is that wot they are really called? by the way, where could i find these? hobby shops? i live here in the philippines by the way...:o

[otobot]

:confused:

[BilboBaggins]

If you are refering to the figures in most images by BitPimps members they are in fact called Homies. They are in machines (like the old gumball machines) at most supermarkets and malls.

[otobot]

yeah, dats d one im tokin about...but sadly, here in the phil. we dont hav dat...tnx anywayz:)

[BilboBaggins]

Originally posted by otobot
yeah, dats d one im tokin about...but sadly, here in the phil. we dont hav dat...tnx anywayz:)

Go to the BitPimps (http://www.bitpimps.lixlink.com/index.php) website. In the Forums they have trade and sale sections and there may be a few people willing to sell you some and ship them to you.

[otobot]

tnx :D

[payaso]

Originally posted by BilboBaggins
Go to the BitPimps (http://www.bitpimps.lixlink.com/index.php) website. In the Forums they have trade and sale sections and there may be a few people willing to sell you some and ship them to you.


Don't know how I missed that one... Thanks for filling in Bilbo.


Ebay also has tons of them. And believe it or not, my LHS just started carrying them as well. Weird.



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[payaso]

Now you can get the "Homies" in a smaller more to scale figure.

Wonder where they got that from.... Hmmm




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